Musk Mocks the Top-Tier Mac Studio: "By Comparison, Tesla Is a Bargain!"
今天,苹果正式公布国行Mac Studio的512GB统一内存选配售价:1TB存储172999元,16TB顶配229249元。
Today, Apple officially announced the pricing for the 512GB unified memory configuration of the Mac Studio in mainland China: 172,999 yuan for 1TB storage, and 229,249 yuan for the top-tier 16TB version.
美国线上商店昨天刚开放同一选配,低配22299美元,顶配29799美元。8月发布时新闻稿就写过,这款大内存版本要到"10月下旬"才到货。
The U.S. online store opened the same option just yesterday: $22,299 for the base configuration and $29,799 for the top-tier version. When it was announced in August, the press release already noted that this large-memory version would arrive in "late October."
两小时前,创业者奥斯汀·奥尔雷德(Austen Allred)在X上晒出苹果商店下单截图,配文只有两个词:"Holy hell(我的天)"。图上正是这台顶配:M5 Ultra、36核CPU、80核GPU、512GB统一内存、16TB存储,一次性付款29799美元。
Two hours ago, entrepreneur Austen Allred posted a screenshot of his Apple Store order on X with just two words: "Holy hell." The screenshot shows exactly this top-tier configuration: M5 Ultra, 36-core CPU, 80-core GPU, 512GB unified memory, 16TB storage, with a one-time payment of $29,799.
马斯克在X上回复他:"相比之下,特斯拉很实惠!"
Musk replied to him on X: "By comparison, Tesla is a bargain!"
这不是吹牛。
This isn't an exaggeration.
美国特斯拉官网目前最便宜的车是Model 3后驱版,标价36990美元。一台桌上电脑,已经快赶上买一辆特斯拉了。
The cheapest car currently on Tesla's U.S. website is the Model 3 rear-wheel-drive version, priced at $36,990. A desktop computer is now nearly on par with buying a Tesla.
美国市场——顶配Mac Studio vs 最便宜的特斯拉
U.S. Market — Top-tier Mac Studio vs. the Cheapest Tesla
放到中国更夸张。同配置的国行Mac Studio报价229249元;特斯拉中国官网最便宜的Model 3后轮驱动版指导价235500元。
It's even more extreme in China. The same configuration of the Mac Studio in mainland China is priced at 229,249 yuan; the cheapest Model 3 rear-wheel-drive version on Tesla China's official website has a suggested price of 235,500 yuan.
一台电脑,加6000多块钱,就能买辆特斯拉了!
For just a little over 6,000 yuan more, you could buy a Tesla!
中国市场——同配置Mac Studio vs 最便宜的特斯拉
China Market — Same-configuration Mac Studio vs. the Cheapest Tesla
一篇很短的资讯,核心只有三句话:
A very short piece of news, with just three key points:
基础价格我核对过苹果官网:Mac Studio M5 Max 19,999 元起,M5 Ultra 46,999 元起(美国 2,499 / 5,499 美元)。所以顶配那 22.9 万里,约 18.2 万是内存和硬盘的选配加价。这笔差价才是重点,并非整机价格。
I verified the base prices against Apple's official website: the Mac Studio M5 Max starts at 19,999 yuan, and the M5 Ultra starts at 46,999 yuan (US$2,499 / $5,499). So of that 229,000 yuan for the top-tier version, about 182,000 yuan is the configuration upgrade surcharge for memory and storage. That price difference is the real point — not the total machine price.
一、这个对比是情绪上的比较,不是性能上的比较。One: this comparison is an emotional one, not a performance one.
把「人类能买到的最极端的一台个人工作站」和「人类能买到的最便宜的一辆新车」放在一起比,两者本来就不属于同一个类别。同样可以用这个逻辑得出:「一台顶配 iPhone 能买一头牛,所以手机比牛贵」。对比本身成立,但推不出任何结论。
Putting "the most extreme personal workstation money can buy" next to "the cheapest new car money can buy" compares two things that aren't in the same category to begin with. By the same logic you could conclude: "A top-tier iPhone can buy a cow, so phones are more expensive than cows." The comparison holds, but it leads to no real conclusion.
二、贵的地方确实贵,但并非全部是苹果有意抬高的价格。Two: where it's expensive, it's genuinely expensive — but not all of it is Apple intentionally jacking up prices.
三、它便宜还是贵,取决于用它的具体场景。Three: whether it's cheap or expensive depends on the specific use case.
本质上是利用话题热度来互动,而不是在分析产品。
Essentially it's using topic heat for engagement, not analyzing a product.
他既是在帮特斯拉做免费广告,也是在继续和苹果之间的长期争论。这句话之所以能传播开,是因为它准确抓住了普通人的第一反应:「一台电脑怎么会跟车一样贵?」,但它并不打算给出任何有用的信息。
He's both giving Tesla free advertising and continuing his long-running feud with Apple. The reason the line spread is that it accurately captures ordinary people's first reaction: "How can a computer cost as much as a car?" — but it isn't meant to provide any useful information.
真正值得注意的信号是:顶级消费级芯片的定价,正在进入豪华汽车的价格区间。在几年前,这还难以想象。
The real signal worth noting: the pricing of top-tier consumer chips is entering the price range of luxury cars. A few years ago, this would have been unimaginable.
这是一个很好的新闻话题,但对于是否需要购买这台电脑没有参考价值。
This is a great news topic, but it has no reference value for whether you should buy this computer.
如果要判断苹果这次定价是否合理,应该看的是「18 万的内存差价」和上游 DRAM 价格的关系,而不是把它和特斯拉相比。
To judge whether Apple's pricing this time is reasonable, you should look at the relationship between the "180,000 yuan memory price difference" and upstream DRAM prices, not compare it to a Tesla.